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12/16/2009
Hi Everyone. I know you're all running around for the holidays and getting ready...and some stressing, but, there's always time for some humor. And since I'm in fitness, I thought I'd share some funny fitness things with you that I've found. From Funny ads to just the nonsensical.
These are all links for the most part, and none of them have virus', so don't worry, I'll even help keep your computer fit!
Fitness doesn't have to be so serious. You can have fun doing it, watching others do it, and enjoy the humor that comes from fitness companies.
I'll get through this part quickly though, and then enjoy the fun. It is the holidays, and you do need to take care of yourself just the same. My clients are going strong. Some who started out not strong are doing amazing things. Some have had bad shoulders and knees and crank out weight and cardio exercises they never thought they would. Some have never seen muscle on their bodies and they're in their 40's nad 50's and now are showing biceps, triceps, strong backs and flatter, if not totally flat abs. I also have a few new clients who are gung ho and I know they will all be successes.
This stuff works folks. So if you, or someone you know needs, excuse me, WANTS to get in shape, lose weight and feel the best they ever have....then you need to come pay me a visit. You can get 30 and 60 minute sessions. You can get memberships, and you can get special packages such as $200 for 3 sessions and a 1 month membership. And of course, don't forget....the GIFT of Fitness! Give a gift certificate to someone. It's a great gift and beats a tie! lol.
Ok all, have a great week and I'll be back next week to talk some more about getting New Years off with a BANG!
Some of these ads may not be child appropriate.
*My Favorite Personal Trainer Joke! (unfortunately, too many of my clients have had this experience)
But remember, your health isn't a laughing matter, (unless of course it makes others laugh) :)
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